Garfunkle Hair

Levi is the fifth child, the first born in Idaho. He was a tough, wild kid from the get-go. He wore a football helmet indoors for his own protection. He has a peculiar habit of slamming his head into the wall and Mom was concerned about brain swelling.

Lee has blonde hair, almost white. Dad said he has “Garfunkel Hair.” After sleeping and rolling around at night, Levi’s hair became frizzy and looked like the hair of folk singer Art Garfunkel from the singing duo, Simon and Garfunkel.  
“Hey, look, Levi has Garfunkel hair!”
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Since Lee couldn’t pronounce Garfunkel very well, he would scream, “I don’t have Gunklefunkle hair!” Actually, Levi didn’t scream as much as he roared. Screaming would have been weird for a boy, especially a rambunctious boy with white hair. Roaring was much more becoming of him and he seemed to prefer it.